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The Christmas Carol, The Chimes, Cricket On the Hearth, Battle Of Life
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234
THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH.
" Miss Slowboy," said Tackleton. " Will you have the kindness to throw that in the fire ? Thank'ee."
" It was a previous engagement: quite an old engagement: that prevented my wife from keeping her appointment with you, I assure you," said Edward.
" Mr. Tackleton will do me the justice to acknowledge that I revealed it to him faithfully; and that I told him, many times, I never could forget it," said May, blushing.
" Oh certainly !" said Tackleton. " Oh to be sure. Oh it's all right. It's quite correct. Mrs. Edward Plummer, I infer \"
" That's the name," returned the bridegroom.
"Ah, I shouldn't have known you, Sir," said Tackleton : scrutinizing his face narrowly, and making a low bow. " I give you joy, Sir!»
" Thank'ee."
" Mrs. Peerybingle," said Tackleton, turning suddenly to where she stood with her husband; "lam sorry. You haven't done me a very great kindness, but, upon my life I am sorry. You are better than I thought you. John Peerybingle, I am sorry. You understand me; that's enough. It's quite correct, ladies and gentlemen all, and perfectly satisfactory. Good morning ! "
With these words he carried it off, and carried himself off too : merely stopping at the door, to take the flowers and favours from his horse's head, and to kick that animal once in the ribs, as a means of informing him that there was a screw loose in his arrangements.
Of course it became a serious duty now, to make such a day of it, as should mark these events for a high Feast and Festival in the Peerybingle Calendar for evermore. Accordingly, Dot went to work to produce such an entertainment, as should reflect undying honour on the house and every one concerned; and in a very short space of time, she was up to her dimpled elbows in flour, and whitening the Carrier's coat, every time he came near her, by stopping him to give him a kiss. That good fellow washed the greens, and peeled the turnips, and broke the plates, and upset iron pots full of cold water on the fire, and made himself useful in all sorts of ways: while a couple of professional assistants, hastily called in from somewhere in the neighbourhood, as on a point of life or death, ran against each other in all the doorways and round all the corners; and everybody tumbled over Tilly Slowboy and the Baby, everywhere. Tilly never came out in such force before. Her ubiquity was the theme of general admiration. She was a stumbling-block in the passage at five-and-twenty minutes past two; a man-trap in the kitchen at half-past two precisely; and a pitfall in the garret at five-and-twenty
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