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THE BATTLE OF LIFE. |
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composedly, until she suddenly remembered something else it wanted and jogged off to fetch it.
" Here are them two lawyers a-coming, Mister ! " said Clemency, in a tone of no very great good-will.
" Aha !" cried the Doctor, advancing to the gate to meet them. " Good morning, good morning! Grace, my dear! Marion ! Here are Messrs. Snitchey and Craggs. Where's Alfred ?"
" He'll be back directly, father, no doubt," said Grace. " He had so much to do this morning in his preparations for departure, that he was up and out by daybreak. Good morning, gentlemen."
"Ladies!" said Mr. Snitchey, "for Self and Craggs," who bowed, "good morning. Miss," to Marion, "I kiss your hand." Which he did. " And I wish you"—which he might or might not, for he didn't look, at first sight, like a gentleman troubled with many warm outpourings of soul, in behalf of other people, "a hundred happy returns of this auspicious day."
" Ha ha ha !" laughed the Doctor thoughtfully, with his hands in his pockets. " The great farce in a hundred acts !"
" You wouldn't, I am sure," said Mr. Snitchey, standing a small professional blue bag against one leg of the table, " cut the great farce short for this actress, at all events, Doctor Jeddler."
" No," returned the Doctor. " God forbid ! May she live to laugh at it, as long as she can laugh, and then say, with the French wit, ' The farce is ended; draw the curtain.'"
" The French wit," said Mr. Snitchey, peeping sharply into his blue bag, "was wrong, Doctor Jeddler; and your philosophy is altogether wrong, depend upon it, as I have often told you. Nothing serious in life ! What do you call law ?"
" A joke," replied the Doctor.
" Did you ever go to law I" asked Mr. Snitchey, looking out of the blue bag.
" Never," returned the Doctor.
" If you ever do," said Mr. Snitchey, " perhaps you'll alter that opinion."
Craggs, who seemed to be represented by Snitchey, and to be conscious of little or no separate existence or personal individuality, offered a remark of his own in this place. It involved the only idea of which he did not stand seised and possessed in equal moieties with Snitchey; but he had some partners in it among the wise men of the world.
"It's made a great deal too easy," said Mr. Craggs.
" Law is ?" asked the Doctor.
" Yes," said Mr. Craggs, " everything is. Everything appears to me to be made too easy, now-a-days. It's the vice of these |
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