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THE HAUNTED MAN |
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head, " take care of her, or never look your mother in the face again."
" Nor your brother," said Adolphus.
"Nor your father, Johnny," added Mr. Tetterby.
Johnny, much affected by this conditional renunciation of him, looked down at Moloch's eyes to see that they were all right, so far, and skilfully patted her back (which was uppermost), and rocked her with his foot.
"Are you wet, 'Dolphus, my boy?" said his father. "Come and take my chair, and dry yourself."
" No, father, thank'ee," said Adolphus, smoothing himself down with his hands. " I an't very wet, I don't think. Does my face shine much, father?"
" Well, it does look waxy, my boy," returned Mr. Tetterby.
"It's the weather, father," said Adolphus, polishing his cheeks on the worn sleeve of his jacket. "What with rain, and sleet, and wind, and snow, and fog, my face gets quite brought out into a rash sometimes. And shines, it does—oh, don't it, though !"
Master Adolphus was also in the newspaper line of life, being employed, by a more thriving firm than his father and Co., to vend newspapers at a railway station, where his chubby little person, like a shabbily-disguised Cupid, and his shrill little voice (he was not much more than ten years old), were as well known as the hoarse panting of the locomotives, running in and out. His juvenility might have been at some loss for a harmless outlet, in this early application to traffic, but for a fortunate discovery he made of a means of entertaining himself, and of dividing the long day into stages of interest, without neglecting business. This ingenious invention, remarkable, like many great discoveries, for its simplicity, consisted in varying the first vowel in the word "paper," and substituting, in its stead, at different periods of the day, all the other vowels in grammatical succession. Thus, before daylight in the winter-time, he went to and fro, in his little oilskin cap and cape, and his big comforter, piercing the heavy air with his cry of " Morn-ing Pa-per ! " which, about an hour before noon, changed to " Morn-ing Pep-per ! " which, at about two, changed to " Morn-ing Pip-per ! " which, in a couple of hours, changed to " Morn-ing Pop-per ! " and so declined with the sun into " Eve-ning Pup-per!" to the great relief and comfort of this young gentleman's spirits.
Mrs. Tetterby, his lady-mother, who had been sitting with her bonnet and shawl thrown back, as aforesaid, thoughtfully turning her wedding-ring round and round upon her finger, now rose, and |
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