AMUSEMENTS FOR EVERYBODY 95
What key in music would make a good officer? A sharp major.
What is the keynote to good manners? B natural.
Why is a stupid fellow like G sharp ? Because he is A flat.
In what place did the cock crow so loud that all the world heard him? In the ark.
When did Moses sleep five in a bed ? When he slept with his forefathers.
Why is it more dangerous to go out in the spring than any other time of the year? Because in the spring the grass has blades, the flowers have pistils, the leaves shoot, and the bulrushes out..
What is the difference between a hill and a pill? One is hard to get up, the other is hard to get down.
A man and a goose once went up in a balloon together, the balloon burst and they landed on a church steeple, how did the man get down? Plucked the goose.
Who was the greatest orator spoken of in the Bible ? Samson, because he brought the house down filled with his enemies.
Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones? To keep his coat buttoned.
What is the difference between an old penny and a new dime? Nine cents.
Which is the best way to make a coat last? To make the tro'jse^ and vest first.