Catches and Riddles
A Question of Forest Lore
T O be repeated rapidly: " How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" "If a woodchuck could chuck, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
2. A Frenchman's report of Hamlet's famous soliloquy— To be repeated after one hearing.
"To was or not to am, To were or is to not, To shall or not to be !"
Betty Botta bought some butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter, "But a bit o' better butter
Will but make mv batter better."
So she bought a bit o' butter Better than the bitter butter, And it made her batter better. So, 'twas better Betty Botta Bought a bit o' better butter.